Unless you miss your period

And the bitch know I'm serious,
Cause I'm never scared, ma, unless you miss your period

-- Cam'ron, "Come Home With Me"

David Beckham, Vol. 1

Mouth full of Swishers or ridin' with your sister
And six David Beckhams or a trunk full of kiiiiiiickers

-- Ludacris, "Dey Know (Remix)"

So fergalicious

And chicks... I get em high, higher than turbulances,
White Phantom, looking so fergalicious

-- Juelz Santana, "Black Republicans"

We get the news like MTV

We get the news like MTV, every 10 to the hour
We play Mario Brothers, we eat the shroom and get power

-- DJ Quik, "Spur of the Moment"

and Ron Artest

Pac, Common and Kanye could say I'm blessed
Peace to Ghost, Raekwon...and Ron Artest

-- AZ, "Broken Language"

...like Jayson Williams

Chill while I'm chasin' millions
I'm a balla that will kill you like Jayson Williams

-- Cam'ron, "Ground Zero"

Like she plays trumpets

And when I'm in Lagos, I hit it in the jungle
When I'm in Australia, I take her down under
When I'm in London, it's tea and crumpets,
I let her blow on me, like she plays trumpets

-- Yung Joc, "Girls Around the World (Remix)"

Runner-up:

"Greet your girl wirh a salute, how are you
Knock her boots from College Park back to Guadaloupe"

Watching Ty-son

You cats are home screaming "The Fight's On"
I'm in the 1500 seats, watching Ty-son
Same night, same fight
But one of us cats ain't playing right, I let you tell it...

-- Jay-Z, "I Love The Dough"

Looking like a fucking chaperone

Niggas old as hell trying to get they rappin on
In the club, looking like a fucking chaperone

-- Kanye West, "I Met Oprah Winfrey"

Took another bath

Y'all make a brother laugh
Me? I took another bath
Come into my habitat
Hovercrafts, bubble baths

-- Cam'ron, "Get It In Ohio"

I'm homo?

All in the strip club, never get a boner
Only get hard for dough, I'm homo

-- Lil Wayne, "No More"

Like Nicole Kidman

Out comes the cold steel for my victims
Born alone, die alone, but you can die with them
Cars white and sexy, like Nicole Kidman

-- Juelz Santana, "No More"

Warren Sapp, Vol. 2

I'm on dat money train and the Mac'll knock 'em off track
The quarterback, well protected from the Warren Sapp

-- Lil Wayne, "Best Rapper Alive"

Warren Sapp, Vol. 1

Ghetto Fab, I more than rap for my bucks
Keep two 9's on me, like Warren Sapp from the Bucs

-- Fabolous, "Funkmaster Flex Freestyle"

True story

True story
My closet's like two stories

-- Jay-Z, "Maybach Music"

Dun dun dunna dun

Well oops I done done it again, I got another one
I keep it hid in my pocket, I got another one
Fast and furious, dun dun dunna dun
Still be in Miami and jetskiing

-- N.O.R.E, "Nothing"

N-X-E-T

I say whats next, whats next whats N-X-E-T
It's me, Warren to the muthafuckin G

-- Warren G, "What's Next"

Credit to wibblywobbly.livejournal.com

We don't believe in airbags

Zonin' family, keep youngins in them rented Camrys
Door panels full of shit, and I ain't full of shit
Reckless and, god forbid they don't crash
From the door panels to the dash it's four pounds of slab
Nah bitch, we don't believe in airbags

-- Clipse, "I'm Not You"

Feed you to nine gators

Got niggas that'll find haters
Take you to the L.A zoo, and feed you to nine gators

-- The Game, "Game Recognize Game"

Scare y'all quicker than a mean ol' goblin

The squad roll thicker than some hemoglobin
Scare y'all quicker than a mean ol' goblin

-- Black Thought, "The Mic"

Till it grew fungus

It's about to get real big, playa, humungous
Stack money so long, till it grew fungus

-- Hell Rell, "We Built This City"

Let me hit, Sammy Sosa

She had a candy chocha, como te llama Rosa
Let's be a family, let me hit, Sammy Sosa

-- Cam'ron, "Wet Wipes"

(Ed. note: Cam is the all-time MVP of this blog.)

Nicer than those Japanese niggas in ping pong

Fuck pressure, I enter the ring calm
Nicer than those Japanese niggas in ping pong

-- Lloyd Banks, "I Know You Don't Love Me"

Her pussy tight like an airplane bathroom

I'm in Cancun with a model in the bedroom
Her pussy tight like an airplane bathroom

-- Tony Yayo, "I Know You Don't Love Me"

The only choice you got is to like a lot

Bottom line, I'mma shine whether you like it or not
So the only choice you got is to like it a lot

-- Ric Jilla, "On The What"

But my name ain't Regis

How many O's in the bankroll
Sort of like like the game show
Who wants to be a millionaire
But my name ain't Regis
Nas the one they call
When they want their thing beat up

-- Nas, "Oochie Wally (Remix)"

We got EZ passes!

How the fuck you gonna stop us with your measly asses
We don't stop at the tolls we got EZ passes, nigga

-- Jay-Z, "Reservoir Dogs"