Unless you miss your period

And the bitch know I'm serious,
Cause I'm never scared, ma, unless you miss your period

-- Cam'ron, "Come Home With Me"

David Beckham, Vol. 1

Mouth full of Swishers or ridin' with your sister
And six David Beckhams or a trunk full of kiiiiiiickers

-- Ludacris, "Dey Know (Remix)"

So fergalicious

And chicks... I get em high, higher than turbulances,
White Phantom, looking so fergalicious

-- Juelz Santana, "Black Republicans"

We get the news like MTV

We get the news like MTV, every 10 to the hour
We play Mario Brothers, we eat the shroom and get power

-- DJ Quik, "Spur of the Moment"

and Ron Artest

Pac, Common and Kanye could say I'm blessed
Peace to Ghost, Raekwon...and Ron Artest

-- AZ, "Broken Language"

...like Jayson Williams

Chill while I'm chasin' millions
I'm a balla that will kill you like Jayson Williams

-- Cam'ron, "Ground Zero"

Like she plays trumpets

And when I'm in Lagos, I hit it in the jungle
When I'm in Australia, I take her down under
When I'm in London, it's tea and crumpets,
I let her blow on me, like she plays trumpets

-- Yung Joc, "Girls Around the World (Remix)"

Runner-up:

"Greet your girl wirh a salute, how are you
Knock her boots from College Park back to Guadaloupe"

Watching Ty-son

You cats are home screaming "The Fight's On"
I'm in the 1500 seats, watching Ty-son
Same night, same fight
But one of us cats ain't playing right, I let you tell it...

-- Jay-Z, "I Love The Dough"

Looking like a fucking chaperone

Niggas old as hell trying to get they rappin on
In the club, looking like a fucking chaperone

-- Kanye West, "I Met Oprah Winfrey"