Like she plays trumpets

And when I'm in Lagos, I hit it in the jungle
When I'm in Australia, I take her down under
When I'm in London, it's tea and crumpets,
I let her blow on me, like she plays trumpets

-- Yung Joc, "Girls Around the World (Remix)"

Runner-up:

"Greet your girl wirh a salute, how are you
Knock her boots from College Park back to Guadaloupe"