Happy retirement, Yao.

This ain't Chris Rock, bitch, it's the ROC, bitch
and I'm the franchise like a Houston Rocket
Yaaaaaaaao Miiiiiiiiiing

-- Jay-Z, "Excuse Me Miss (Remix)"

Stay real high

Tangerine porsche, same color as orange
Stay real high like my car insurance

-- Gucci Mane, "Freaky Girl (Remix)"