We got EZ passes!

Happy retirement, Yao.

2011-07-08T14:31:00.000-07:00

This ain't Chris Rock, bitch, it's the ROC, bitch
and I'm the franchise like a Houston Rocket
Yaaaaaaaao Miiiiiiiiiing

-- Jay-Z, "Excuse Me Miss (Remix)"

Stay real high

2011-07-08T14:28:00.000-07:00

Tangerine porsche, same color as orange
Stay real high like my car insurance

-- Gucci Mane, "Freaky Girl (Remix)"

Unless you miss your period

2009-10-20T12:08:00.001-07:00

And the bitch know I'm serious,
Cause I'm never scared, ma, unless you miss your period

-- Cam'ron, "Come Home With Me"

David Beckham, Vol. 1

2009-10-20T11:57:00.000-07:00

Mouth full of Swishers or ridin' with your sister
And six David Beckhams or a trunk full of kiiiiiiickers

-- Ludacris, "Dey Know (Remix)"

So fergalicious

2009-10-20T11:50:00.000-07:00

And chicks... I get em high, higher than turbulances,
White Phantom, looking so fergalicious

-- Juelz Santana, "Black Republicans"

We get the news like MTV

2009-10-12T11:47:00.001-07:00

We get the news like MTV, every 10 to the hour
We play Mario Brothers, we eat the shroom and get power

-- DJ Quik, "Spur of the Moment"

and Ron Artest

2009-10-12T11:43:00.000-07:00

Pac, Common and Kanye could say I'm blessed
Peace to Ghost, Raekwon...and Ron Artest

-- AZ, "Broken Language"

...like Jayson Williams

2009-10-11T23:26:00.000-07:00

Chill while I'm chasin' millions
I'm a balla that will kill you like Jayson Williams

-- Cam'ron, "Ground Zero"

Like she plays trumpets

2009-10-06T23:27:00.000-07:00

And when I'm in Lagos, I hit it in the jungle
When I'm in Australia, I take her down under
When I'm in London, it's tea and crumpets,
I let her blow on me, like she plays trumpets

-- Yung Joc, "Girls Around the World (Remix)"

Runner-up:

"Greet your girl wirh a salute, how are you
Knock her boots from College Park back to Guadaloupe"

Watching Ty-son

2009-10-06T23:22:00.001-07:00

You cats are home screaming "The Fight's On"
I'm in the 1500 seats, watching Ty-son
Same night, same fight
But one of us cats ain't playing right, I let you tell it...

-- Jay-Z, "I Love The Dough"

Looking like a fucking chaperone

2009-10-06T23:20:00.001-07:00

Niggas old as hell trying to get they rappin on
In the club, looking like a fucking chaperone

-- Kanye West, "I Met Oprah Winfrey"

Took another bath

2009-06-30T13:13:00.000-07:00

Y'all make a brother laugh
Me? I took another bath
Come into my habitat
Hovercrafts, bubble baths

-- Cam'ron, "Get It In Ohio"

I'm homo?

2009-06-30T13:09:00.003-07:00

All in the strip club, never get a boner
Only get hard for dough, I'm homo

-- Lil Wayne, "No More"

Like Nicole Kidman

2009-06-30T13:02:00.000-07:00

Out comes the cold steel for my victims
Born alone, die alone, but you can die with them
Cars white and sexy, like Nicole Kidman

-- Juelz Santana, "No More"

Warren Sapp, Vol. 2

2009-06-18T11:13:00.000-07:00

I'm on dat money train and the Mac'll knock 'em off track
The quarterback, well protected from the Warren Sapp

-- Lil Wayne, "Best Rapper Alive"

Warren Sapp, Vol. 1

2009-06-18T11:09:00.000-07:00

Ghetto Fab, I more than rap for my bucks
Keep two 9's on me, like Warren Sapp from the Bucs

-- Fabolous, "Funkmaster Flex Freestyle"

True story

2009-06-18T11:04:00.001-07:00

True story
My closet's like two stories

-- Jay-Z, "Maybach Music"

Dun dun dunna dun

2009-03-16T21:23:00.000-07:00

Well oops I done done it again, I got another one
I keep it hid in my pocket, I got another one
Fast and furious, dun dun dunna dun
Still be in Miami and jetskiing

-- N.O.R.E, "Nothing"

N-X-E-T

2009-03-16T19:22:00.000-07:00

I say whats next, whats next whats N-X-E-T
It's me, Warren to the muthafuckin G

-- Warren G, "What's Next"

Credit to wibblywobbly.livejournal.com

We don't believe in airbags

2009-03-16T01:11:00.001-07:00

Zonin' family, keep youngins in them rented Camrys
Door panels full of shit, and I ain't full of shit
Reckless and, god forbid they don't crash
From the door panels to the dash it's four pounds of slab
Nah bitch, we don't believe in airbags

-- Clipse, "I'm Not You"

Feed you to nine gators

2009-03-16T01:01:00.001-07:00

Got niggas that'll find haters
Take you to the L.A zoo, and feed you to nine gators

-- The Game, "Game Recognize Game"

Scare y'all quicker than a mean ol' goblin

2009-03-16T00:24:00.000-07:00

The squad roll thicker than some hemoglobin
Scare y'all quicker than a mean ol' goblin

-- Black Thought, "The Mic"

Till it grew fungus

2009-03-15T23:58:00.000-07:00

It's about to get real big, playa, humungous
Stack money so long, till it grew fungus

-- Hell Rell, "We Built This City"

Let me hit, Sammy Sosa

2009-03-14T22:24:00.000-07:00

She had a candy chocha, como te llama Rosa
Let's be a family, let me hit, Sammy Sosa

-- Cam'ron, "Wet Wipes"

(Ed. note: Cam is the all-time MVP of this blog.)

Nicer than those Japanese niggas in ping pong

2009-03-14T22:19:00.002-07:00

Fuck pressure, I enter the ring calm
Nicer than those Japanese niggas in ping pong

-- Lloyd Banks, "I Know You Don't Love Me"

Her pussy tight like an airplane bathroom

2009-03-14T22:19:00.001-07:00

I'm in Cancun with a model in the bedroom
Her pussy tight like an airplane bathroom

-- Tony Yayo, "I Know You Don't Love Me"

The only choice you got is to like a lot

2009-03-14T22:11:00.001-07:00

Bottom line, I'mma shine whether you like it or not
So the only choice you got is to like it a lot

-- Ric Jilla, "On The What"

But my name ain't Regis

2009-03-14T21:58:00.001-07:00

How many O's in the bankroll
Sort of like like the game show
Who wants to be a millionaire
But my name ain't Regis
Nas the one they call
When they want their thing beat up

-- Nas, "Oochie Wally (Remix)"

We got EZ passes!

2009-03-14T21:52:00.000-07:00

How the fuck you gonna stop us with your measly asses
We don't stop at the tolls we got EZ passes, nigga

-- Jay-Z, "Reservoir Dogs"